Mom: Smell these new soaps I got.
Me: [makes a face] That smells weird.
Mom: You're so mean to me… Smell this one.
Me: Smells like Windex.
Mom: [Looks offended] You are so full of shit.
[HAHA! I love you, Mooooom! And your Windex soap!]
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Me: Hey Sass!
Sassy: Meow...
Me: You gettin' so fat! He's gettin' so chubby!
Sassy: Meow.
Me: My sweet boy...!!
Sassy: Meow...
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Kasey: Have you decided what we're doing tomorrow.
Me: I need to shave my legs.
Kasey: […] And after you shave your legs?
Me: Um. Probably need to eat something.
Kasey: […] Okay… After that?
Me: [Laughing now] I'll probably need to take my morning dump…!
[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm still single. I'm just too awesome for anyone. Simple as that. ;) Not really, though. Lol.]
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Mom: [has trouble getting some words out... Don't remember the convo] Bleh! Sounds like I've got a Case of the Kaseys!
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MAD LIBS HIGHLIGHTS:
"My platypus has worms!" [Kasey spelled it "Plata Puss." xD
"It will generally be trippy and swirly with a chance of scattered unicorns near the coast."
"My music teacher says I'm a natural bird poop and have a good musical @$$. Perhaps when I get better, I will become a concert whore and give a recital at Carnegie Morgue.
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