Vacation Conversation

Mom: Smell these new soaps I got. 

Me: [makes a face] That smells weird.

Mom: You're so mean to me… Smell this one.

Me: Smells like Windex.

Mom: [Looks offended] You are so full of shit.

[HAHA! I love you, Mooooom! And your Windex soap!]

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Me: Hey Sass!

Sassy: Meow...

Me: You gettin' so fat! He's gettin' so chubby! 

Sassy: Meow.

Me: My sweet boy...!!

Sassy: Meow...

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Kasey: Have you decided what we're doing tomorrow.

Me: I need to shave my legs.

Kasey: […] And after you shave your legs?

Me: Um. Probably need to eat something. 

Kasey: […] Okay… After that?

Me: [Laughing now] I'll probably need to take my morning dump…!

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm still single. I'm just too awesome for anyone. Simple as that. ;) Not really, though. Lol.]

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Mom: [has trouble getting some words out... Don't remember the convo] Bleh! Sounds like I've got a Case of the Kaseys! 

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MAD LIBS HIGHLIGHTS:

"My platypus has worms!" [Kasey spelled it "Plata Puss." xD

"It will generally be trippy and swirly with a chance of scattered unicorns near the coast."

"My music teacher says I'm a natural bird poop and have a good musical @$$. Perhaps when I get better, I will become a concert whore and give a recital at Carnegie Morgue. 

This is Stupid.

I read the rest of the questions on that 30 Day Challenge thing, and decided to quit. Again. Too many dumb questions. Like the last one. Anyway, I don't really have anything interesting to write about, so I'm going to post some awesome pictures I've found whilst "Stumbling."

So flipping creepy and so freaking cool at the same time.

Love it.

I just think this is cool.

I love soldiers, and I love cats. 

This is the sweetest thing ever. 

And I love it.

I'll be sure to have a gigantic tree in my back yard when I'm famous

so that all of my friends can have their own

little flying tent thing.

Pretty bird!

Da sweetest fing eva!!!!! ^_____^

These next few are just hilarious. And witty. And passive aggressive. 

All of which I am.

When I'm not being sweet. ^_^

Dear Unicorns,

Rude.

Why didn't you include the dragons in your complaint?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Whenever we go out, 

the people ALWAYS shout.

Inside voices.

And last, but not least, my favorite letter:

Free. Of. Charge.

I got my Ed Sheeran CD today. I'm going to go sync it to my iPhone and fall asleep to it.

G'night, lovers.

Day Fifteen: A Photo of Somone You Fancy

Psych.

Okay, let's be realistic here:

#1. Who would ever do this? You're either setting yourself up for failure, ridicule, or rejection. Unless you're married, in a relationship, or just plain stupid.

#2. Who said I "fancy" anyone right now?

#3. What, are you 12? What kind of question is this?

Okay, so, supposing I was twelve. I'd be a smart twelve-year-old. If you haven't seen my last two posts, I'll just go ahead and tell you for a third time that I am madly in fancy with Rupert Grint. DUH. Realistically speaking, it's none of your biznass.

Oh, and I just want to remind everyone that THIS HAPPENED:

Got this jewel right before the third movie. Or maybe it was after... Oh, who cares, this is LEGIT.

Done & Done.

Day Fourteen: 5 Celebrity Crushes

#1: Rupert Grint. The man is just plain sexy. That's all there is to it. If there is ANYTHING that catches my eye, it's red hair and blue eyes. This man has it all. Plus an accent, which is an added bonus. He's beautiful. Ohmygoodness. Yum.

#2. James McAvoy. I just love him. He's precious in all of his movies. That and he's hot. That's what this post is about, right? Teh hotness? Right. Favorite appearances include: X-Men: First Class and Penelope.

#3: Jared Padalecki. One gorgeous hunk of man. My current obsession is the television show, in which he stars, Supernatural. Being a fan of the paranormal and really sexy guys, he's just a perfect choice. And again, the EYES. Oh, his eyes are lovely...

#4: Hugh Jackman. I had a dream a couple of years ago that I had his baby. It was a nice dream. And then, of course, you know, I had to wake up. Eff that.

#5: Jason Isaacs. Another Harry Potter star. Not my fault they have some rockin' actors. I love watching him play the antagonists. He's one smokin' bad guy!

Did I mention Rupert Grint???

So. Freaking. Gorgeous.

Day Thirteen: 3 Confessions

1. I've never been in an actual relationship. While THAT is no surprise, lately the idea of a relationship scares the hell out of me. As of right now, there really aren't any prospects. But I AM female, so I find myself day-dreaming about guys and relationships. I wouldn't know what to do if I were ever in a relationship. I wouldn't know how to function, how to react. I've never had the experience. Quite frankly, I don't have time for a guy. And I'm not looking. But it does worry me that I've never had the chance to experience a real relationship. How scary would it be for your first ever date in your late 20's that would blossom into a relationship end up proposing to you? But I guess if you know that person is the one, then they're the one. 

Terrifying.

2. I pick my nose occasionally. It just has to be done. Can't just leave those bats in the cave. Seriously…

3. I enjoy Harry Potter role playing. Not like, playing wizards in the park. No LARPing. Just writing. And I refuse to role play with any individual that can't at least write two or more PARAGRAPHS for each post. 

It's an outlet. And I love to write. Sue me. Plus, in the end, I ALWAYS end up with Ron Weasley. Score? I think so. It's like dreaming in letters.

Day Twelve: "I've been SHOT!"

Screen shot of your desktop background.

My background is a picture I took and edited myself. The only think on my desktop are pictures of the wedding this weekend that I've been working to edit before I put them on FB.

And that's pretty much it...

What a killjoy...

Til Death

This weekend, I went to Gulf Shores to celebrate for, not one, but TWO weddings! On the beach. And they couldn't have gotten any better weather! Both were beautifully done. Simple and gorgeous. Really, when you have the beach, what more do you need? A natural setting, lovely colors, waves for music, and extraordinary sunsets.

And, as always, I have this little game I like to play when I go to events such as this. It's called "Photographer." It's when I take my little dinky cannon camera and run around taking pictures of everything in site. Like I'm some professional or something. Really wish I was. I want one of those nice, big cameras. But...$$$. And then I do some amateur editing and put them on FB for the REAL photographers to scrutinize. Setting myself up for failure, sure, but they've all kept their comments to themselves so far. Totes fine.

Here are the "Mr. & Mrs." shots from each wedding:

 

So, this weekend has me thinking of my own wedding. Should I ever meet a reason for one. If not, then you'll all still probably have to indulge me and have a "Cat Lady Wedding" or something absurd like that so all of my "dreams" come true.

I already know what my something blue will be. Not gonna tell. #1, I don't know if Mom would like it, and #2, I'll not have you taking my idea. Not that you would, since almost all of my friends are now married anyway, but... you know. It's a trust thing. 

Also, I want to know if anyone has ever had a CAT in their wedding...? Would that be weird? I kind of want Jasper to be my ring bearer. You know, have Carly walk him down the aisle on a little harness thing. He would go insane. It's a thought, though. 

And of course I'll have both of my daddys walk me down the aisle. No question there.

I want BAGPIPES. Even if it's just one random guy, but I want bagpipes. Also, my reception will have a dance floor. Dads, have you got your checkbooks out? O_o You've got time, yet, don't fret.

Also, there will be a basket of disposable cameras at the door. You pick one up as you come in and you do not leave until the camera is full and back in that basket. :) 

I know my bridesmaid color.

There will be Scottish folk music at some point in time at the reception. And you'll just have to get over it.

I'll also be needing one of those guys that stands at the alter and actually GIVES you the ring and says all that "Death til" stuff. That would be UH-mazing. Taking applications as of 23 years ago. 

Bed time. G'night, lovers.

Day Eleven: Favorite Quotes

I have a BOOK full of my favorite quotes. And that book is 5 hours away from me, as I am at the gulf. So. We're just going to stick with the one's on my Facebook profile and the ones I can maybe try to remember off the top of my head. 


"You'll get married [to Ryan] and have cute telepathic babies... THEN my cute telepathic niece's and nephews will come over and scare Uncle John by telling him about the ghosts that live my house... and Ryan will get them to leave... and we'll all live happily ever after. :] I like my story." 
-Katie

"All groups, whether they're religious groups, political groups, or the book club down the street, have some people that make the whole group look like gaping assholes. The vast majority of fundamentalists, conservatives, liberals, creationists, evolutionists, etc. etc. are decent people. We just end up losing sight of that because the aforementioned gaping assholes are usually pretty loud."
-Steven Slupe 

"I love you way too much. I can feel my heart swell in my chest every time I see you. I swear there is something pulling me towards you all the time. I won't give you up for anything, and I'll do anything for you. Except, I can't stop kissing you," he added with a small flicker of a smirk before stealing another quick kiss. "But I'll do anything otherwise."


"Some people try to knock it out of you. But I believe in music the way that some people believe in fairy tales. I believe that once upon a time, long ago, they heard the music and followed it."
-August Rush

"Those who are wise will shine as bright as the sky, and those who lead many to righteousness will shine like the stars forever."
Daniel 12:3

"I hate, detest, and simply cannot bear a lie."
-Heart of Darkness

" If you want to know what a man's like, look at the way he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
-Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Edgar, on the other hand, displayed the true courage of a loyal and faithful soul: he trusted God; and God comforted him."
-Wuthering Heights!

"Oh, you'll love it. It's about a bunch of little boys running around looking for jewelry."
-Garrett on the subject of LOTR

"He has helicopter vibratto."
-James Seay

Ashley: Dogs have souls. They do.
James: No they don't. What about cockroaches? Do they have souls, too, then?
Ashley: Sure, why not?
Amy: What about spiders?! O.O
Ashley: Oh, I step on them; those b*tches can go to hell!
xDD

"People need to learn not to piss you off!"
-Arthur
"I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being."
-Moulin Rouge




I have a wedding to attend. So that's all you're getting. 

Day Ten: One Food + One Drink = Eternity

If you had to eat one food and drink one drink for the rest of your days, what would it be?

Okay, see, this is a loaded question. First of all, you'd want me to say water for my drink, right? "OMG, it's so healthy, and you'll live better, longer!" "*scoff* Are you kidding? Water is the ONLY think I drink. *hair toss*

Shut up, you waifs. 

Chances are, you're stranded on an island, and these are the only two things available. And between you and your volley ball, you'll more than likely be the first to "go," and it probably won't be long until then. Let's be honest. 

So make it good.

Mt. Dew is my ultimate weakness. But so is Milo's sweet tea. Probably the sweet tea. I can't give you a straight answer on that. But it totes won't be WATER! 

Food. It's not "My most favorite food EVER!!! :D", but I'd probably pick chicken. I mean...protein. You can cook it all kinds of ways. It would take longer to get sick of. 

So, BAM! What now??

End.

Day Nine: Pet Peeves

So, you know that "30 Day Challenge" thing I started, like, months ago? You know, the one where I got to "Day 8" and stopped? Well, I think I'm going to pick that up again since I don't have a whole lot to write about these days except how much I hate my job and my academic choices.

These are in no particular order, and could be added to in the future:

1. TyPiNg LiKe tHiS. You look like a moron. Even the twelve year olds out there need to learn now that it is NOT CUTE. It's not pretty, it doesn't make you special. It's stupid. S.T.U.P.I.D. Stupid.

2. Bad Grammar.

3. People that take their children/babies to Wal-Mart in the wee hours of the morning. Baby needs to be in bed, and kiddo over there has SCHOOL tomorrow! Dang.

4. Double negatives.

5. The word "ain't."

6. People that compare their inhalers with me, claiming that theirs is better because it has a counter on the back of how many inhalations you have left. [KASEY.]

7. People who invite you out somewhere, and then cancel. To go somewhere with ANOTHER person. Haters...

8. People that think they're God's Gift. I know a few too many.

9. A messy work station at the pharmacy. Drives me insane. While some people leave bottle foil and fresh packs all over their areas. TRASH. CAN.

10. People who assume FAR too much.

11. People who assume PERIOD. "To assume makes an ASSume out of assUme and assuME." No, wait; just you.

12. People who use my biggest fear to annoy me. You will NEVER get me to be okay with them. EVER. The only think you'll get is a slap in the face or a kick in the arse.

13. People who take me for granted. Maybe I'd think better of myself if YOU would give me a chance...

I'm sure there are more. Because I'm sure I'll b**** about it on here another time. It's hard to think of specific things on the spot.

i can has?!

Roommate Family Discussion 143.

[Scene 57: Living/ Dining Room].


The scene is set in the evening, at around 4:34PM in the Todhunter-DeShazo-Fuller household. Amy is seen sitting at the dining room table, now clean, eating tacos made by Daniel. She is waiting for cupcakes to bake. Kasey and Daniel are sitting on the couches on the other side of the room, eating their tacos and watching American Dad. Kasey looks to Amy:

Kasey: We need to host a foreign exchange student.

Amy: [without a beat] Only if it's a male.

Kasey: Duh. From Australia. Or Ireland. Or Scotland. Or anywhere that has an accent.

[A/N: Everywhere has an accent, Kasey...]

Amy: Yeah.

Daniel: It has to be a girl.

Amy: We already said it has to be a boy, Daniel. You're late.

Daniel: Well, I want a girl.

Amy: **** you.

[A/N: Sorry, Mom...]

Daniel: Then I guess we're not getting a foreign exchange student.

Silence. The discussion is over.


Scene.

Quarantine.

[Scene 32: Amy's Room.]

Amy is seen wandering around her room, aimlessly, with a trash bag in one hand. Kasey walks down the hall, stops at her bedroom door, which is next to Amy's, and stares.

Kasey: [Waits...] What are you doing?? [Her voice is congested. She is clearly sick.]

Amy: [Looks up at Kasey, genuinely confused.] I don't know... [She is clearly struck with Plague as well.]

Kasey: Are you cleaning?! 

Amy: [Extremely confused now, and a little upset. She coughs.] Yeah...?! 

Kasey turns and walks away towards the living room. Amy continues picking things up, her head a muddled, snotty mess. Kasey coughs. Amy sneezes.

[Scene.]